








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1188 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 620 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7719 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,512 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7077 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7454 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6520 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4461 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,820,315 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 249 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FragRanc3 | 52% | 188 |
| #2 | kAGg♚ | 47% | 57 |
| #3 | zelly | 45% | 42 |
| #4 | ♕ Jungeldyret | 44% | 79 |
| #5 | sjakaln | 43% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | sjakaln | 43% | 74 |
| #6 | lms | 43% | 112 |
| #7 | guLars | 43% | 54 |
| #8 | [OldBoyz] CROM | 43% | 40 |
| #9 | shrymp | 40% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FragRanc3 | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | guLars | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | shrymp | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | ♕ Jungeldyret | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | sjakaln | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FragRanc3 | 322 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #2 | lms | 173 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | ♕ Jungeldyret | 159 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | sjakaln | 112 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | [OldBoyz] CROM | 102 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♕ Jungeldyret | +1.67 | 74 | 67 |
| #2 | gnalterk1d | +1.35 | 75 | 67 |
| #3 | FragRanc3 | +0.23 | 77 | 64 |
| #4 | kAGg♚ | -0.07 | 69 | 62 |
| #5 | zelly | -0.64 | 63 | 66 |





