








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1335 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 346 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7811 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,874 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2901 | 14% |
| Smokes | 6211 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 6208 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5554 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,946,398 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1306 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Hot Dog | 52% | 44 |
| #9 | ShortyMcgee | 52% | 60 |
| #10 | baquete | 50% | 174 |
| #11 | FISHI<3 | 49% | 143 |
| #12 | Cyb3r | 49% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mez | 46 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | baquete | 30 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | kasvatti☆ | 23 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | Andrew | 19 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | FISHI<3 | 16 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jonツ | +2.16 | 74 | 54 |
| #2 | kasvatti☆ | +1.22 | 75 | 59 |
| #3 | Mez | +1.10 | 76 | 23 |
| #4 | Andrew | +0.78 | 73 | 66 |
| #5 | TORRES | +0.68 | 83 | 69 |





