








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 457 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 257 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5918 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,161 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3193 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2261 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2520 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4187 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,303,794 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 289 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | milf hunter | 83% | 53 |
| #2 | 1flow | 71% | 75 |
| #3 | dmo | 64% | 211 |
| #4 | Sava9e | 63% | 79 |
| #5 | L0NER | 63% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arias | 44 | 0.0275 |
| #2 | GregHouseCS2 | 37 | 0.0259 |
| #3 | dmo | 16 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | wazuu | 16 | 0.0115 |
| #5 | clipnafty | 15 | 0.0110 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dmo | 785 | 0.18 | 23 min |
| #2 | Sava9e | 390 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #3 | clipnafty | 348 | 0.26 | 9 min |
| #4 | 1flow | 220 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #5 | GregHouseCS2 | 174 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sava9e | +3.65 | 76 | 80 |
| #2 | milf hunter | +2.80 | 83 | 74 |
| #3 | arias | +2.39 | 89 | 36 |
| #4 | L0NER | +2.37 | 85 | 66 |
| #5 | clipnafty | +2.23 | 78 | 66 |





