








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 89 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3008 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,285 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4083 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3278 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3161 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2763 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $486,581 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kapder ff | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | vakken | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Acy | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | KaZaC | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | zHolo | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kapder ff | 300 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #2 | Vestby | 246 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #3 | zHolo | 208 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | vakken | 162 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | Acy | 160 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xhizorz | +5.17 | 80 | 65 |
| #2 | Kinro | +3.30 | 52 | 51 |
| #3 | Acy | +1.95 | 71 | 69 |
| #4 | vakken | +1.64 | 66 | 67 |
| #5 | kapder ff | +1.00 | 74 | 70 |





