








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 680 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 291 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6119 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,435 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6358 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3923 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3758 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3396 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,359,224 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1455 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roggorigg | 67% | 36 |
| #2 | Kinro | 58% | 83 |
| #3 | Kinro | 57% | 182 |
| #4 | Ribo | 56% | 41 |
| #5 | Nibifo | 56% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kinro | 473 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #2 | Kinro | 217 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | Ribo | 195 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #4 | Anarchy | 127 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Bondii | 101 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kinro | +2.77 | 52 | 62 |
| #2 | Acy | +2.44 | 70 | 69 |
| #3 | Kinro | +2.03 | 64 | 64 |
| #4 | Anarchy | +0.61 | 61 | 58 |
| #5 | Ribo | +0.09 | 62 | 67 |





