








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 182 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 167 matches | ||
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3463 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,284 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3216 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2913 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2673 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2482 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,390,279 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aron Olafs*** | 57% | 21 |
| #2 | DivisioN | 57% | 105 |
| #3 | LeXmaskinen | 57% | 23 |
| #4 | TEsA | 56% | 198 |
| #5 | n7ght | 55% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Ellz | 55% | 60 |
| #7 | x/o RELiANTiNN | 53% | 175 |
| #8 | x/o dzy | 49% | 88 |
| #9 | x/o D3R4NG3D | 44% | 45 |
| #10 | Septor | 44% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ellz | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | TEsA | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | x/o RELiANTiNN | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | x/o dzy | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | n7ght | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TEsA | 994 | 0.24 | 29 min |
| #2 | x/o RELiANTiNN | 587 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #3 | DivisioN | 362 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #4 | x/o dzy | 284 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #5 | Ellz | 181 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DivisioN | +1.70 | 58 | 70 |
| #2 | x/o khA9z | +0.91 | 47 | 63 |
| #3 | TEsA | +0.52 | 47 | 73 |
| #4 | x/o dzy | +0.19 | 66 | 73 |
| #5 | LeXmaskinen | -0.14 | 31 | 65 |





