








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 115 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 131 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1880 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,014 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3321 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2834 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2270 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2589 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $490,058 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RuflU | 85% | 13 |
| #2 | Stjáni Guli | 83% | 12 |
| #3 | x/o khA9z | 55% | 60 |
| #4 | x/o RELiANTiNN | 53% | 72 |
| #5 | x/o dzy | 52% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | x/o dzy | 52% | 27 |
| #6 | n7ght | 52% | 31 |
| #7 | TEsA | 49% | 85 |
| #8 | Septor | 47% | 34 |
| #9 | x/o D3R4NG3D | 35% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RuflU | 10 | 0.0412 |
| #2 | Stjáni Guli | 4 | 0.0172 |
| #3 | Septor | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | TEsA | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | x/o khA9z | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TEsA | 434 | 0.24 | 12 min |
| #2 | x/o RELiANTiNN | 280 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | x/o khA9z | 154 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | x/o dzy | 88 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | Septor | 80 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stjáni Guli | +2.08 | 88 | 54 |
| #2 | RuflU | +2.04 | 66 | 64 |
| #3 | x/o khA9z | +0.96 | 48 | 63 |
| #4 | TEsA | +0.50 | 45 | 73 |
| #5 | Septor | +0.47 | 52 | 66 |





