








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 439 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1525 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,879 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1299 | 33% |
| Smokes | 722 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 832 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1026 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $400,932 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 143 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rioTAAANK | 12 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | G.r.a.n.o.l.a | 5 | 0.0200 |
| #3 | martin le pécheur | 5 | 0.0200 |
| #4 | Drakens | 3 | 0.0155 |
| #5 | Angel | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rioTAAANK | 242 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | Angel | 208 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #3 | Drakens | 50 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| #4 | martin le pécheur | 45 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | G.r.a.n.o.l.a | 29 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rioTAAANK | +3.23 | 86 | 58 |
| #2 | Deartslash | +2.49 | 80 | 61 |
| #3 | martin le pécheur | +1.16 | 83 | 44 |
| #4 | Angel | +0.92 | 77 | 68 |
| #5 | G.r.a.n.o.l.a | +0.67 | 87 | 40 |





