








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 208 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1676 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,638 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2072 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1849 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1085 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1632 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $344,530 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hezz 力 | 90% | 10 |
| #2 | Auroniz | 81% | 16 |
| #3 | ALKY | 79% | 14 |
| #4 | V1c4l0 | 76% | 17 |
| #5 | Deartslash | 52% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V1c4l0 | 9 | 0.0296 |
| #2 | rioTAAANK | 7 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | Deartslash | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Auroniz | 2 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | ALKY | 2 | 0.0076 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hezz 力 | +4.37 | 83 | 69 |
| #2 | ALKY | +2.56 | 82 | 57 |
| #3 | rioTAAANK | +2.23 | 90 | 61 |
| #4 | Angel | +2.00 | 75 | 70 |
| #5 | Wapoh | +1.83 | 88 | 62 |





