








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 460 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1954 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,309 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1316 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1184 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 718 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1091 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $405,751 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 620 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deartslash | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Angel | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | G.r.a.n.o.l.a | 4 | 0.0115 |
| #4 | martin le pécheur | 4 | 0.0147 |
| #5 | Drakens | 3 | 0.0112 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Deartslash | 295 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | Angel | 202 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #3 | Drakens | 67 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #4 | martin le pécheur | 54 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #5 | G.r.a.n.o.l.a | 43 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rioTAAANK | +2.68 | 87 | 60 |
| #2 | natsirT. | +1.79 | 66 | 65 |
| #3 | G.r.a.n.o.l.a | +1.47 | 84 | 45 |
| #4 | Deartslash | +1.29 | 78 | 60 |
| #5 | martin le pécheur | +0.72 | 85 | 47 |





