








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 511 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1307 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,846 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 787 | 28% |
| Smokes | 867 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 527 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 665 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $470,307 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 187 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tomanques | 68% | 56 |
| #2 | Deartslash | 67% | 12 |
| #3 | rioTAAANK | 65% | 17 |
| #4 | Fenoxsa | 46% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tomanques | 68% | 56 |
| #2 | Deartslash | 67% | 12 |
| #3 | rioTAAANK | 65% | 17 |
| #4 | Fenoxsa | 46% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rioTAAANK | 5 | 0.0144 |
| #2 | tomanques | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Deartslash | 2 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | Fenoxsa | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tomanques | 123 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | rioTAAANK | 76 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #3 | Deartslash | 57 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #4 | Fenoxsa | 23 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rioTAAANK | +2.78 | 82 | 48 |
| #2 | G.r.a.n.o.l.a | +2.75 | 88 | 52 |
| #3 | Deartslash | +1.48 | 67 | 68 |
| #4 | tomanques | +0.61 | 73 | 58 |
| #5 | Fenoxsa | -0.36 | 79 | 42 |





