








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 379 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 387 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4143 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,854 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3060 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3650 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2488 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3656 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,444,757 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 192 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frodo | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | Henra21 | 59% | 29 |
| #3 | makz | 58% | 50 |
| #4 | Detektive i dog your mom | 58% | 38 |
| #5 | DerAless -iwnl- | 56% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | K3v | 52% | 94 |
| #9 | ✠ ERZ ✠ | 51% | 86 |
| #10 | f1psyy =DD | 50% | 272 |
| #11 | Kronuk | 50% | 157 |
| #12 | mo | 46% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Setech | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Casper35k | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | K3v | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | makz | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | f1psyy =DD | 3 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f1psyy =DD | 1345 | 0.23 | 43 min |
| #2 | Setech | 818 | 0.15 | 22 min |
| #3 | Casper35k | 512 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #4 | Kronuk | 318 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #5 | mo | 315 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Henra21 | +1.93 | 68 | 54 |
| #2 | Casper35k | +1.53 | 78 | 73 |
| #3 | mo | +1.15 | 66 | 56 |
| #4 | makz | +0.92 | 81 | 66 |
| #5 | f1psyy =DD | +0.81 | 79 | 73 |





