








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 176 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 331 matches | ||
| Wingman | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4918 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,222 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4434 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4070 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3569 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4149 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,412,170 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | DerAless -iwnl- | 54% | 243 |
| #10 | Frodo | 54% | 108 |
| #11 | mo | 51% | 117 |
| #12 | +49neuerung | 50% | 157 |
| #13 | f1psyy =DD | 49% | 137 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K3v | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | DerAless -iwnl- | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | mo | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | +49neuerung | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Brain | 3 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DerAless -iwnl- | 762 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #2 | f1psyy =DD | 713 | 0.25 | 23 min |
| #3 | +49neuerung | 441 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #4 | mo | 287 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | K3v | 267 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Henra21 | +3.70 | 79 | 50 |
| #2 | Brain | +2.29 | 85 | 65 |
| #3 | Casper35k | +1.73 | 75 | 75 |
| #4 | mo | +1.70 | 65 | 56 |
| #5 | f1psyy =DD | +1.30 | 77 | 77 |





