








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 242 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2033 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,397 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1408 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1379 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1746 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1864 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $598,910 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 527 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | weel | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | XerG | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | ChanMan | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | Gok | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | Vitzeel | 54% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vitzeel | 17 | 0.0208 |
| #2 | srircha | 16 | 0.0143 |
| #3 | ADN | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | arazez | 3 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | birB | 3 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | srircha | 215 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #2 | 永生的.MelviN | 162 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #3 | arazez | 147 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| #4 | ADN | 130 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | Vitzeel | 117 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | weel | +4.24 | 95 | 72 |
| #2 | arazez | +1.59 | 74 | 69 |
| #3 | ADN | +1.52 | 75 | 63 |
| #4 | Pingu | +1.45 | 82 | 66 |
| #5 | sh1ngekiiii | +1.43 | 54 | 56 |





