








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 59 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 317 matches | ||
| Faceit | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4038 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,655 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3951 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5068 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3111 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4525 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,128,993 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 301 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sh1ngekiiii | 54% | 37 |
| #2 | srircha | 52% | 224 |
| #3 | Dinkston Churchill | 50% | 26 |
| #4 | PARKiE | 50% | 321 |
| #5 | ChanMan | 48% | 330 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Dinkston Churchill | 50% | 26 |
| #4 | PARKiE | 50% | 321 |
| #5 | ChanMan | 48% | 330 |
| #6 | DogDick69420 | 48% | 291 |
| #7 | Teed0 | 44% | 179 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | srircha | 41 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | DogDick69420 | 21 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | ChanMan | 12 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | PARKiE | 6 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Teed0 | 5 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DogDick69420 | 1559 | 0.25 | 46 min |
| #2 | srircha | 931 | 0.19 | 25 min |
| #3 | ChanMan | 491 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #4 | Teed0 | 323 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | PARKiE | 310 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | srircha | +2.71 | 68 | 66 |
| #2 | sh1ngekiiii | +2.21 | 56 | 53 |
| #3 | PARKiE | +2.20 | 75 | 57 |
| #4 | DogDick69420 | -0.40 | 50 | 74 |
| #5 | One Wing | -0.86 | 58 | 70 |





