








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 793 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2593 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,798 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2377 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2080 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1838 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1503 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $718,128 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 236 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vitzeel | 8 | 0.0152 |
| #2 | sh1ngekiiii | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | John Mugabe | 4 | 0.0135 |
| #4 | AIMWARE.net | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | BYWOO | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BYWOO | 126 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #2 | AIMWARE.net | 88 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | Vitzeel | 86 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | alkimist | 79 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | sh1ngekiiii | 75 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shindeiru デッド | +6.69 | 83 | 63 |
| #2 | 永生的.MelviN | +1.28 | 75 | 53 |
| #3 | AIMWARE.net | +1.05 | 79 | 64 |
| #4 | sh1ngekiiii | +0.92 | 58 | 61 |
| #5 | Vitzeel | +0.89 | 82 | 59 |





