








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 75 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
136 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 541 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 141 | 26% |
| Smokes | 100 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 168 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 132 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $79,922 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vitzeel | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | sh1ngekiiii | 37% | 27 |
| #3 | weel | 33% | 3 |
| #4 | Damayne | 33% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vitzeel | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | sh1ngekiiii | 37% | 27 |
| #3 | weel | 33% | 3 |
| #4 | Damayne | 33% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sh1ngekiiii | 3 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Vitzeel | 3 | 0.0750 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sh1ngekiiii | 77 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | Damayne | 23 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #3 | weel | 7 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #4 | Vitzeel | 7 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vitzeel | +10.56 | 79 | 58 |
| #2 | sh1ngekiiii | +3.21 | 52 | 61 |
| #3 | weel | +1.27 | 97 | 63 |
| #4 | Damayne | -0.05 | 67 | 38 |
| #5 | birB | -4.03 | 42 | 34 |





