








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 128 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3760 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,199 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5297 | 40% |
| Smokes | 3888 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2379 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1635 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $679,324 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c4mlog | 13 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | empurple | 7 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Noel | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Ouroboros | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | 9999 | 4 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ouroboros | 515 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #2 | 9999 | 321 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | Noel | 291 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | c4mlog | 251 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #5 | empurple | 138 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noel | +8.07 | 75 | 61 |
| #2 | empurple | +6.34 | 70 | 52 |
| #3 | c4mlog | +2.32 | 69 | 51 |
| #4 | redhoodvn | +1.16 | 52 | 62 |
| #5 | Katyu! | +0.90 | 68 | 42 |





