








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 596 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Esplay | 102 matches | 1,808 | |
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2989 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,293 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3726 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3483 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3377 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2707 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,144,773 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 117 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | conny.p | 61% | 38 |
| #2 | Top G | 57% | 63 |
| #3 | Fjudde | 55% | 87 |
| #4 | Snoken | 54% | 69 |
| #5 | klippan | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wolfart | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Conny | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | DALA♞ | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | Snoken | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Top G | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wolfart | 996 | 0.27 | 32 min |
| #2 | DALA♞ | 300 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | Conny | 205 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | Fjudde | 179 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Top G | 154 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DALA♞ | +2.59 | 71 | 73 |
| #2 | Wolfart | +2.01 | 64 | 80 |
| #3 | conny.p | +1.42 | 72 | 63 |
| #4 | klippan | +0.70 | 57 | 69 |
| #5 | Top G | +0.59 | 76 | 59 |





