








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1361 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 135 matches | 1,953 | |
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3541 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,796 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5214 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4155 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4023 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3404 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $635,226 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 939 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | klippan | 50% | 20 |
| #8 | conny.p | 50% | 40 |
| #9 | sKy | 49% | 89 |
| #10 | DALA♞ | 49% | 147 |
| #11 | Conny | 42% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Conny | 9 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Stiin | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | DALA♞ | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Fjudde | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | conny.p | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stiin | 467 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #2 | DALA♞ | 409 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #3 | Conny | 307 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #4 | sKy | 204 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | Fjudde | 201 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wolfart | +1.95 | 66 | 80 |
| #2 | DALA♞ | +1.91 | 71 | 75 |
| #3 | conny.p | +0.77 | 70 | 64 |
| #4 | Fjudde | +0.03 | 71 | 68 |
| #5 | Top G | -0.06 | 77 | 62 |





