








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 173 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Esplay | 25 matches | 1,851 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1590 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,312 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1302 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1019 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1958 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 1033 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $735,152 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | triggetb0b | 56% | 9 |
| #2 | Top G | 53% | 45 |
| #3 | Snoken | 48% | 25 |
| #4 | Fjudde | 44% | 32 |
| #5 | Stiin | 43% | 95 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wolfart | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Stiin | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | DALA♞ | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wolfart | 599 | 0.24 | 19 min |
| #2 | Stiin | 265 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | DALA♞ | 171 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #4 | Top G | 115 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | conny.p | 64 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | conny.p | +2.63 | 78 | 57 |
| #2 | DALA♞ | +1.86 | 74 | 72 |
| #3 | Wolfart | +1.27 | 67 | 80 |
| #4 | Top G | +0.63 | 80 | 58 |
| #5 | triggetb0b | +0.02 | 64 | 56 |





