








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 403 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Esplay | 73 matches | 1,841 | |
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2301 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,428 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2342 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2348 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2482 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2256 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $724,910 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | conny.p | 47% | 17 |
| #11 | Conny | 44% | 32 |
| #12 | abeno☯ | 40% | 15 |
| #13 | Karadjordjeva | 36% | 14 |
| #14 | Strängen | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wolfart | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Snoken | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | triggetb0b | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | DALA♞ | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | klippan | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wolfart | 564 | 0.24 | 18 min |
| #2 | Stiin | 226 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | DALA♞ | 194 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | Snoken | 141 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | klippan | 132 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Top G | +2.22 | 82 | 56 |
| #2 | DALA♞ | +1.77 | 70 | 77 |
| #3 | Wolfart | +1.76 | 65 | 80 |
| #4 | klippan | +0.61 | 51 | 68 |
| #5 | Fjudde | +0.35 | 70 | 66 |





