








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 150 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
403 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,932 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 471 | 24% |
| Smokes | 417 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 513 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 531 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $313,145 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 138 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | biiiddy | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | brandon | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | Viiiddy | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | Look A Hat | 50% | 30 |
| #5 | Hairy Polish Guy | 49% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spinny | 152 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | Hairy Polish Guy | 110 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | brandon | 86 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | Look A Hat | 63 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Viiiddy | 30 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Viiiddy | +4.33 | 81 | 82 |
| #2 | brandon | +2.80 | 56 | 58 |
| #3 | Hairy Polish Guy | +2.05 | 51 | 68 |
| #4 | biiiddy | +1.67 | 64 | 61 |
| #5 | Spinny | +0.08 | 60 | 75 |





