








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 239 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Faceit | 84 matches | ||
| Wingman | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3452 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,728 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3878 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3967 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2864 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3019 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,075,710 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 245 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheVulture | 61% | 31 |
| #2 | CHRISTOZ | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | Brodyc50 | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | Prepaiddddツ | 54% | 48 |
| #5 | Mother Nature | 52% | 171 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Lockets | 41% | 22 |
| #11 | FlabbyTurtle | 39% | 84 |
| #12 | DaddyBoah | 38% | 21 |
| #13 | Busternut | 33% | 57 |
| #14 | neyu | 28% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Diggol | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | Mother Nature | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Sammy Cola | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Prepaiddddツ | 5 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | Brodyc50 | 5 | 0.0091 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mother Nature | 927 | 0.25 | 22 min |
| #2 | Sammy Cola | 291 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | FlabbyTurtle | 172 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | TheVulture | 126 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | KennySnaX | 120 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mother Nature | +2.28 | 88 | 66 |
| #2 | FlabbyTurtle | +1.61 | 82 | 57 |
| #3 | Lockets | +1.13 | 81 | 45 |
| #4 | KennySnaX | +0.60 | 72 | 52 |
| #5 | kronos | +0.60 | 77 | 67 |





