








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 50 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
809 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,708 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 117 | 7% |
| Smokes | 424 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 565 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 602 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $384,549 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prepaiddddツ | 46% | 41 |
| #2 | Sammy Cola | 45% | 11 |
| #3 | kronos | 41% | 150 |
| #4 | Mother Nature | 41% | 32 |
| #5 | DaddyBoah | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Mother Nature | 41% | 32 |
| #5 | DaddyBoah | 37% | 19 |
| #6 | FlabbyTurtle | 35% | 48 |
| #7 | Busternut | 31% | 39 |
| #8 | neyu | 24% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kronos | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Prepaiddddツ | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Mother Nature | 4 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | Sammy Cola | 2 | 0.0086 |
| #5 | FlabbyTurtle | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kronos | 329 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #2 | Mother Nature | 185 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #3 | Prepaiddddツ | 108 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | FlabbyTurtle | 85 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Busternut | 54 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlabbyTurtle | +3.92 | 82 | 55 |
| #2 | Mother Nature | +3.14 | 86 | 59 |
| #3 | kronos | +2.40 | 83 | 58 |
| #4 | Sammy Cola | +1.56 | 81 | 39 |
| #5 | Prepaiddddツ | +0.35 | 68 | 68 |





