








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
345 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,057 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 223 | 21% |
| Smokes | 288 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 256 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 290 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $74,545 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bL4SEZ | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | ScreaM | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | Rev♿L Seek TEAM | 100% | 4 |
| #4 | Kanky* | 86% | 7 |
| #5 | Saax | 78% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | AZIDOT | 50% | 2 |
| #14 | Myzunic | 50% | 2 |
| #15 | Zinédine Slibard | 50% | 4 |
| #16 | h4rn | 33% | 3 |
| #17 | Wockito | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XiMaa | 2 | 0.0109 |
| #2 | ScreaM | 2 | 0.0500 |
| #3 | Saax | 1 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Diviiii | 22 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | Saax | 21 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | XiMaa | 19 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #4 | Rev♿L Seek TEAM | 19 | 0.25 | 0 min |
| #5 | Zinédine Slibard | 12 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Diviiii | +4.65 | 96 | 52 |
| #2 | XiMaa | +2.46 | 84 | 41 |
| #3 | Saax | +2.24 | 93 | 82 |
| #4 | Rev♿L Seek TEAM | +1.95 | 64 | 41 |
| #5 | Raznn #3 | +1.85 | 86 | 73 |





