








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 63 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
500 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,515 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 667 | 27% |
| Smokes | 763 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 507 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 578 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $77,190 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kanky* | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | XiMaa | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | Supr3me | 78% | 9 |
| #4 | AZIDOT | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | Zinédine Slibard | 67% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Supr3me | 78% | 9 |
| #4 | AZIDOT | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | Zinédine Slibard | 67% | 3 |
| #6 | Floca | 50% | 4 |
| #7 | AdaMmMm-_- | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XiMaa | 2 | 0.0215 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Floca | 20 | 0.24 | 0 min |
| #2 | AdaMmMm-_- | 15 | 0.22 | 0 min |
| #3 | Supr3me | 14 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | XiMaa | 11 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #5 | Kanky* | 4 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XiMaa | +4.01 | 81 | 52 |
| #2 | AdaMmMm-_- | +1.24 | 90 | 55 |
| #3 | Kanky* | +1.05 | 79 | 59 |
| #4 | Saax | +0.66 | 88 | 75 |
| #5 | Zinédine Slibard | +0.50 | 94 | 59 |





