








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 107 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1124 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,534 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 504 | 20% |
| Smokes | 573 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 718 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 739 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $259,746 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joshiia | 100% | 6 |
| #2 | Saax | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | bL4SEZ | 70% | 10 |
| #4 | Kanky* | 67% | 6 |
| #5 | Supr3me | 67% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joshiia | 2 | 0.0196 |
| #2 | ScrA^ | 1 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bL4SEZ | 47 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #2 | ScrA^ | 35 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #3 | Rudeus | 30 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #4 | Joshiia | 25 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #5 | Rev♿L Seek TEAM | 22 | 0.19 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ScrA^ | +4.02 | 94 | 63 |
| #2 | Joshiia | +3.50 | 90 | 72 |
| #3 | bL4SEZ | +3.19 | 87 | 71 |
| #4 | Kanky* | +3.01 | 71 | 52 |
| #5 | Saax | +2.21 | 90 | 83 |





