








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 818 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 509 matches | ||
| Premier | 200 matches | ||
| Wingman | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 206 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5429 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,973 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5709 | 20% |
| Smokes | 5722 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 8398 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 8144 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,288,150 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1649 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuggaJ | 62% | 52 |
| #2 | Krayn | 49% | 716 |
| #3 | ACC | Xenothas | 48% | 603 |
| #4 | Shilix | 48% | 452 |
| #5 | ncL ツ | 47% | 460 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LuggaJ | 62% | 52 |
| #2 | Krayn | 49% | 716 |
| #3 | ACC | Xenothas | 48% | 603 |
| #4 | Shilix | 48% | 452 |
| #5 | ncL ツ | 47% | 460 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shilix | 12 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | ACC | Xenothas | 8 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | Krayn | 7 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | ncL ツ | 3 | 0.0003 |
| #5 | LuggaJ | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ACC | Xenothas | 2670 | 0.20 | 88 min |
| #2 | Shilix | 1397 | 0.14 | 43 min |
| #3 | Krayn | 628 | 0.04 | 17 min |
| #4 | ncL ツ | 332 | 0.03 | 9 min |
| #5 | LuggaJ | 113 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krayn | +1.32 | 62 | 53 |
| #2 | ACC | Xenothas | +0.42 | 77 | 79 |
| #3 | ncL ツ | -0.36 | 71 | 57 |
| #4 | Captn.GoodCat | -0.74 | 44 | 53 |
| #5 | LuggaJ | -0.94 | 73 | 57 |





