








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1389 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 594 matches | ||
| Premier | 306 matches | ||
| Wingman | 273 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 153 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9501 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,363 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8498 | 22% |
| Smokes | 10169 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 9664 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 11032 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,359,982 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1231 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ACC | Xenothas | 49% | 1120 |
| #2 | ncL ツ | 49% | 379 |
| #3 | Krayn | 48% | 475 |
| #4 | Captn.GoodCat | 48% | 452 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ACC | Xenothas | 49% | 1120 |
| #2 | ncL ツ | 49% | 379 |
| #3 | Krayn | 48% | 475 |
| #4 | Captn.GoodCat | 48% | 452 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ACC | Xenothas | 13 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | Captn.GoodCat | 9 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Krayn | 8 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | ncL ツ | 2 | 0.0002 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ACC | Xenothas | 3713 | 0.17 | 119 min |
| #2 | Captn.GoodCat | 556 | 0.06 | 11 min |
| #3 | Krayn | 431 | 0.04 | 13 min |
| #4 | ncL ツ | 280 | 0.03 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krayn | +1.22 | 61 | 54 |
| #2 | ACC | Xenothas | +0.92 | 81 | 76 |
| #3 | ncL ツ | -0.48 | 71 | 56 |
| #4 | Shilix | -0.66 | 72 | 68 |
| #5 | Captn.GoodCat | -0.76 | 42 | 52 |





