








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 891 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 404 matches | ||
| Premier | 209 matches | ||
| Wingman | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 159 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9049 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,223 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4517 | 18% |
| Smokes | 5623 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 7223 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 7860 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,795,296 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 207 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shilix | 49% | 379 |
| #2 | Krayn | 48% | 519 |
| #3 | ACC | Xenothas | 48% | 482 |
| #4 | Captn.GoodCat | 47% | 460 |
| #5 | Milibus | 43% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ACC | Xenothas | 2197 | 0.21 | 72 min |
| #2 | Shilix | 1289 | 0.16 | 40 min |
| #3 | Captn.GoodCat | 611 | 0.06 | 12 min |
| #4 | Krayn | 433 | 0.04 | 12 min |
| #5 | Milibus | 197 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krayn | +1.36 | 62 | 53 |
| #2 | ncL ツ | +0.51 | 75 | 56 |
| #3 | ACC | Xenothas | +0.42 | 79 | 80 |
| #4 | Shilix | -0.86 | 68 | 72 |
| #5 | Captn.GoodCat | -1.13 | 44 | 52 |





