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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 647 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 207 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 51 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5069 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,258 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2927 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3538 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1494 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2299 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $333,460 of utility $20 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 992 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | WangsDog | 45% | 683 |
| #6 | Regina /` - . -'\ | 44% | 57 |
| #7 | Overbite | 40% | 63 |
| #8 | Nikolas711 | 39% | 138 |
| #9 | Dustys | 32% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Regina /` - . -'\ | +7.14 | 86 | 55 |
| #2 | Ihax | +4.97 | 63 | 51 |
| #3 | WangTheChineseWarlord | +3.42 | 68 | 42 |
| #4 | Hugs 4 Drugs | -0.11 | 24 | 36 |
| #5 | Dustys | -0.42 | 34 | 58 |





