








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 174 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1474 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,428 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2594 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2688 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2846 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2300 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $258,348 of utility $55 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 217 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sikab | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | pentti köyri | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | ℜ𝔲𝔲𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱𝔱 ✟ | 53% | 79 |
| #4 | Eetu! "# | 52% | 27 |
| #5 | Reddiethylamine | 50% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Korppi | 3 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | Eetu! "# | 3 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | pentti köyri | 3 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | ℜ𝔲𝔲𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱𝔱 ✟ | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Reddiethylamine | 2 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pentti köyri | 79 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #2 | Sikab | 68 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | Hullukukko | 57 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Korppi | 50 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | ℜ𝔲𝔲𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱𝔱 ✟ | 43 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meggala | +3.67 | 80 | 70 |
| #2 | Sikab | +3.53 | 54 | 80 |
| #3 | Eetu! "# | +3.26 | 81 | 55 |
| #4 | Hullukakkonen | +2.17 | 59 | 62 |
| #5 | Sika | +2.10 | 51 | 80 |





