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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 249 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3257 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,752 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 531 | 19% |
| Smokes | 623 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1157 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 441 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,094,352 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gup | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | Boulevark | 61% | 28 |
| #3 | Funds Are Safu | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | fRooSEN | 54% | 48 |
| #5 | qt | 48% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | fRooSEN | 54% | 48 |
| #5 | qt | 48% | 33 |
| #6 | Redzalio | 45% | 89 |
| #7 | VIDDY | 44% | 82 |
| #8 | Blaze | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Redzalio | 9 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | VIDDY | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | fRooSEN | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Boulevark | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Blaze | 2 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Redzalio | 425 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #2 | VIDDY | 364 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #3 | qt | 167 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #4 | Boulevark | 124 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #5 | gup | 58 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fRooSEN | +2.18 | 61 | 55 |
| #2 | Boulevark | +1.93 | 72 | 79 |
| #3 | qt | +0.78 | 80 | 73 |
| #4 | gup | +0.58 | 59 | 45 |
| #5 | bonz | +0.30 | 75 | 30 |





