








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 521 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 304 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 125 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3911 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,661 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3171 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4687 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3894 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2909 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,186,342 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | VIDDY | 49% | 204 |
| #7 | Echo | 48% | 126 |
| #8 | qt | 45% | 89 |
| #9 | Blaze | 43% | 23 |
| #10 | Baggy | 39% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Redzalio | 11 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Boulevark | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | VIDDY | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | qt | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Funds Are Safu | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Redzalio | 868 | 0.19 | 22 min |
| #2 | VIDDY | 738 | 0.17 | 20 min |
| #3 | Boulevark | 432 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #4 | Echo | 411 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #5 | qt | 323 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | King Bob | +2.19 | 82 | 54 |
| #2 | Boulevark | +1.18 | 72 | 82 |
| #3 | qt | +0.88 | 73 | 73 |
| #4 | VIDDY | +0.67 | 74 | 78 |
| #5 | fRooSEN | +0.44 | 59 | 59 |





