








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1496 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 295 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 147 matches | ||
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 130 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7218 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,424 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7787 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6363 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6178 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5096 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,233,865 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2449 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shoosT | 56% | 45 |
| #2 | VIDDY | 49% | 179 |
| #3 | Redzalio | 47% | 465 |
| #4 | fRooSEN | 45% | 89 |
| #5 | Blaze | 43% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | VIDDY | 49% | 179 |
| #3 | Redzalio | 47% | 465 |
| #4 | fRooSEN | 45% | 89 |
| #5 | Blaze | 43% | 51 |
| #6 | Baggy | 34% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Redzalio | 79 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | VIDDY | 10 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | shoosT | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | fRooSEN | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Blaze | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Redzalio | 2761 | 0.29 | 65 min |
| #2 | VIDDY | 704 | 0.19 | 20 min |
| #3 | shoosT | 216 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #4 | Baggy | 196 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | Blaze | 158 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shoosT | +5.81 | 91 | 68 |
| #2 | qt | +1.05 | 79 | 62 |
| #3 | VIDDY | +0.37 | 75 | 79 |
| #4 | fRooSEN | +0.18 | 59 | 53 |
| #5 | Redzalio | -0.70 | 59 | 69 |





