








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 745 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 493 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5471 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,898 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5917 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5854 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5867 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5260 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,460,780 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jaysee | 60% | 47 |
| #2 | B E N N Y Z | 58% | 97 |
| #3 | bunneeh | 51% | 164 |
| #4 | HOUND-_- | 50% | 236 |
| #5 | SmeaL | 49% | 330 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | booleaN | 49% | 282 |
| #7 | arT | 49% | 369 |
| #8 | Jizmo | 47% | 59 |
| #9 | Woohoo | 45% | 128 |
| #10 | Veorra ♡ | 44% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SmeaL | 16 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | HOUND-_- | 15 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | arT | 9 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | booleaN | 7 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | bunneeh | 4 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HOUND-_- | 1053 | 0.21 | 25 min |
| #2 | SmeaL | 889 | 0.12 | 29 min |
| #3 | booleaN | 798 | 0.14 | 24 min |
| #4 | arT | 480 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #5 | bunneeh | 316 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bunneeh | +2.93 | 92 | 68 |
| #2 | Jaysee | +2.11 | 76 | 44 |
| #3 | booleaN | +1.64 | 74 | 60 |
| #4 | SmeaL | +1.33 | 75 | 64 |
| #5 | HOUND-_- | +0.91 | 68 | 70 |





