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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 973 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 322 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 66 matches | ||
| Wingman | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Renown | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




82 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8518 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 42,133 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11763 | 28% |
| Smokes | 11226 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 9661 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 9483 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,741,507 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 771 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 丂ㄩㄩ尺爪丨乇丂 | 92 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | seNji- | 25 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Joppe | 25 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | perkels | 11 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Kemikaali-Keijo | 7 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 丂ㄩㄩ尺爪丨乇丂 | 2083 | 0.24 | 48 min |
| #2 | perkels | 502 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #3 | seNji- | 431 | 0.06 | 12 min |
| #4 | Joppe | 363 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #5 | Jarkko | 316 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elmor:D😮💨😎 | +6.67 | 78 | 67 |
| #2 | Jarkko | +1.83 | 77 | 69 |
| #3 | seNji- | +1.62 | 48 | 68 |
| #4 | 丂ㄩㄩ尺爪丨乇丂 | +1.46 | 63 | 66 |
| #5 | Salam | +0.60 | 63 | 72 |





