








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 500 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 187 matches | ||
| Wingman | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




101 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4353 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,978 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7369 | 34% |
| Smokes | 6073 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5283 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3253 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,003,365 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 279 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Salam | 47 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | seNji- | 14 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Joppe | 13 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | Kemikaali-Keijo | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Elmor:D😮💨😎 | 6 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elmor:D😮💨😎 | +5.65 | 75 | 69 |
| #2 | Jarkko | +1.78 | 75 | 66 |
| #3 | 丂ㄩㄩ尺爪丨乇丂 | +1.40 | 64 | 66 |
| #4 | seNji- | +1.25 | 49 | 67 |
| #5 | Joppe | +0.82 | 54 | 40 |





