








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1209 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 539 matches | ||
| Faceit | 231 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 145 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9315 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,813 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13889 | 34% |
| Smokes | 9597 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 8298 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 9029 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,262,826 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 789 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤Kevlaroo™❤ | 54% | 85 |
| #2 | TCxKing | 53% | 122 |
| #3 | Majspejs ;f | 52% | 402 |
| #4 | ExqZee | 52% | 62 |
| #5 | sensiq | 50% | 471 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | slevin | 49% | 583 |
| #8 | take | 45% | 51 |
| #9 | Uki-__- | 37% | 81 |
| #10 | Gesiek | 37% | 87 |
| #11 | Darth Darth Binks | 37% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | slevin | 21 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | sensiq | 14 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Majspejs ;f | 11 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | take | 7 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | Mi$ieK™ | 6 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | slevin | 2941 | 0.24 | 85 min |
| #2 | sensiq | 2190 | 0.22 | 58 min |
| #3 | Majspejs ;f | 1002 | 0.12 | 28 min |
| #4 | TCxKing | 414 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #5 | take | 277 | 0.27 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sensiq | +1.55 | 77 | 73 |
| #2 | TCxKing | +1.30 | 74 | 60 |
| #3 | take | +1.16 | 78 | 75 |
| #4 | Majspejs ;f | +1.05 | 93 | 62 |
| #5 | Darth Darth Binks | +1.03 | 57 | 45 |





