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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1018 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 331 matches | ||
| Faceit | 275 matches | ||
| Renown | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8048 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,469 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12586 | 35% |
| Smokes | 9642 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5782 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 8459 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,791,872 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 471 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤Kevlaroo™❤ | 65% | 43 |
| #2 | Mi$ieK™ | 53% | 116 |
| #3 | Majspejs ;f | 52% | 297 |
| #4 | TCxKing | 52% | 56 |
| #5 | Gesiek | 50% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | TCxKing | 52% | 56 |
| #5 | Gesiek | 50% | 40 |
| #6 | szkorba | 50% | 471 |
| #7 | slevin | 50% | 381 |
| #8 | Uki-__- | 43% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | szkorba | 15 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | slevin | 15 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Majspejs ;f | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Mi$ieK™ | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Uki-__- | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | szkorba | 2469 | 0.25 | 69 min |
| #2 | slevin | 2032 | 0.25 | 59 min |
| #3 | Majspejs ;f | 704 | 0.11 | 19 min |
| #4 | Uki-__- | 245 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #5 | Mi$ieK™ | 178 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sensiq | +1.28 | 77 | 73 |
| #2 | Majspejs ;f | +0.66 | 92 | 63 |
| #3 | slevin | +0.22 | 77 | 78 |
| #4 | TCxKing | +0.05 | 73 | 63 |
| #5 | szkorba | -0.35 | 65 | 70 |





