








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1509 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 406 matches | ||
| Faceit | 259 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Renown | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9229 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,547 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13077 | 37% |
| Smokes | 8866 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5219 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 8385 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,730,714 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1421 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ExqZee | 48% | 65 |
| #7 | Uki-__- | 46% | 71 |
| #8 | TCxKing | 45% | 60 |
| #9 | Gesiek | 43% | 44 |
| #10 | Mi$ieK™ | 42% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | szkorba | 17 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | sensiq | 11 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Majspejs ;f | 7 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | ExqZee | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Mi$ieK™ | 4 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | szkorba | 3423 | 0.28 | 102 min |
| #2 | sensiq | 1661 | 0.20 | 45 min |
| #3 | Majspejs ;f | 868 | 0.12 | 24 min |
| #4 | TCxKing | 175 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | Uki-__- | 167 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sensiq | +1.34 | 76 | 74 |
| #2 | Majspejs ;f | +0.68 | 93 | 62 |
| #3 | slevin | +0.67 | 77 | 78 |
| #4 | ExqZee | -0.28 | 75 | 61 |
| #5 | TCxKing | -0.44 | 71 | 57 |





