








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 164 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2190 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,507 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2075 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1690 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2770 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1972 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $612,573 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 246 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Yellow | 43% | 44 |
| #10 | slevin | 42% | 91 |
| #11 | Turkuć | 40% | 15 |
| #12 | Uki-__- | 39% | 33 |
| #13 | Karmazynowy Chryzopraz Mnemozyna | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | szkorba | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | sensiq | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Gesiek | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | slevin | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Karmazynowy Chryzopraz Mnemozyna | 2 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | szkorba | 861 | 0.26 | 24 min |
| #2 | sensiq | 556 | 0.23 | 16 min |
| #3 | slevin | 484 | 0.25 | 14 min |
| #4 | Majspejs ;f | 261 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | TCxKing | 118 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | take | +3.32 | 83 | 70 |
| #2 | sensiq | +1.98 | 77 | 75 |
| #3 | Darth Darth Binks | +1.50 | 52 | 42 |
| #4 | slevin | +1.43 | 78 | 78 |
| #5 | TCxKing | +1.25 | 74 | 62 |





