








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 665 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 339 matches | ||
| Faceit | 102 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5226 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,547 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5467 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4039 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3937 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4104 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,829,565 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 504 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ❤Kevlaroo™❤ | 56% | 54 |
| #2 | szkorba | 52% | 402 |
| #3 | sensiq | 52% | 297 |
| #4 | slevin | 52% | 337 |
| #5 | Mi$ieK™ | 50% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | slevin | 52% | 337 |
| #5 | Mi$ieK™ | 50% | 102 |
| #6 | TCxKing | 47% | 49 |
| #7 | Uki-__- | 45% | 64 |
| #8 | ExqZee | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | szkorba | 14 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | sensiq | 11 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | slevin | 8 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Mi$ieK™ | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | ❤Kevlaroo™❤ | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | szkorba | 2069 | 0.24 | 61 min |
| #2 | slevin | 1678 | 0.24 | 48 min |
| #3 | sensiq | 1371 | 0.22 | 37 min |
| #4 | Uki-__- | 181 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | TCxKing | 161 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sensiq | +1.28 | 76 | 74 |
| #2 | Majspejs ;f | +1.18 | 93 | 62 |
| #3 | slevin | +0.56 | 78 | 80 |
| #4 | TCxKing | +0.11 | 70 | 67 |
| #5 | szkorba | -0.35 | 66 | 72 |





