








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 37 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1023 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,223 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 734 | 33% |
| Smokes | 390 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 513 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 586 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $155,276 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | 🔸Yuliyan | 70% | 43 |
| #9 | Skyfusion | 68% | 56 |
| #10 | R1 | 67% | 24 |
| #11 | ✪︎ StyriX | 63% | 19 |
| #12 | HadesA | 62% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mafiota | 4 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | R1 | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Skyfusion | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | PopSmoke | 1 | 0.0079 |
| #5 | El Patrón | 1 | 0.0156 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🔸Yuliyan | 179 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #2 | Skyfusion | 160 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | Mafiota | 123 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | ✪︎ StyriX | 79 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | R1 | 71 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Str0ke- | +4.85 | 90 | 67 |
| #2 | Mafiota | +2.06 | 82 | 69 |
| #3 | R1 | +1.38 | 86 | 60 |
| #4 | 🔸Yuliyan | +1.31 | 83 | 69 |
| #5 | Skyfusion | +0.36 | 75 | 68 |





