








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 628 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 229 matches | ||
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4726 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,739 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5997 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4639 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3934 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4169 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $435,158 of utility $46 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 375 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A.I.M. | 68% | 81 |
| #2 | Str0ke- | 67% | 24 |
| #3 | viqo | 62% | 29 |
| #4 | ✪︎ StyriX | 59% | 41 |
| #5 | Skyfusion | 58% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FluviaL | 5 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | ................... | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | Skyfusion | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | A.I.M. | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | KAMENINIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Str0ke- | +5.68 | 92 | 65 |
| #2 | FluviaL | +2.71 | 75 | 58 |
| #3 | viqo | +1.93 | 94 | 67 |
| #4 | Mart_IN | +1.40 | 79 | 46 |
| #5 | R1 | +1.11 | 81 | 66 |





