








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 641 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 541 matches | ||
| Wingman | 137 matches | ||
| Faceit | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9901 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,939 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14929 | 36% |
| Smokes | 9057 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 10801 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 7152 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,944,576 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | faselaneio | Nackenklatsche2go | 62% | 60 |
| #2 | roXas | 56% | 116 |
| #3 | GanjaEnjoyer69420 | 56% | 156 |
| #4 | FlintenUschi | 54% | 67 |
| #5 | DEKU_QCK | 52% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nestoro | 343 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #2 | GanjaEnjoyer69420 | 291 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | roXas | 276 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | DEKU_QCK | 251 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | MrKirby幸せ | 249 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MWns | +2.37 | 85 | 54 |
| #2 | roXas | +1.85 | 89 | 66 |
| #3 | MrKirby幸せ | +1.68 | 75 | 70 |
| #4 | FlintenUschi | +0.86 | 78 | 60 |
| #5 | Azpi | +0.79 | 76 | 50 |





