








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 356 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 138 matches | ||
| Faceit | 79 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2697 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,439 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1585 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2177 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1458 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2219 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $929,877 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azeway | 62% | 29 |
| #2 | SORA | 60% | 42 |
| #3 | Hamudi47 | 56% | 116 |
| #4 | leggaya | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | stewje | 30% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azeway | 62% | 29 |
| #2 | SORA | 60% | 42 |
| #3 | Hamudi47 | 56% | 116 |
| #4 | leggaya | 52% | 21 |
| #5 | stewje | 30% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hamudi47 | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | SORA | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hamudi47 | 678 | 0.28 | 15 min |
| #2 | stewje | 101 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #3 | SORA | 86 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Azeway | 81 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | leggaya | 71 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SORA | +1.52 | 79 | 60 |
| #2 | roXas | +1.40 | 91 | 63 |
| #3 | leggaya | +0.51 | 86 | 80 |
| #4 | stewje | +0.39 | 93 | 73 |
| #5 | Hamudi47 | -0.31 | 73 | 66 |





