








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1325 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 790 matches | ||
| Premier | 407 matches | ||
| Wingman | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 284 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10044 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 61,179 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 17682 | 29% |
| Smokes | 20858 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 12869 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 9770 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,387,378 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 415 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Azpi | 18 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Shocky | 9 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | eTernitY | 8 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | styLe | 8 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Hamudi47 | 6 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peacor | 1504 | 0.19 | 39 min |
| #2 | Shocky | 1400 | 0.12 | 40 min |
| #3 | styLe | 1030 | 0.17 | 27 min |
| #4 | eTernitY | 993 | 0.16 | 21 min |
| #5 | Azpi | 959 | 0.05 | 18 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TeaFy | +0.97 | 75 | 60 |
| #2 | JAYBE | +0.92 | 91 | 70 |
| #3 | eTernitY | +0.91 | 69 | 62 |
| #4 | Azpi | +0.84 | 73 | 48 |
| #5 | FlintenUschi | +0.81 | 77 | 65 |





