








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 454 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 147 matches | ||
| Premier | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4295 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,436 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5659 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5236 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4146 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5395 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $951,023 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 547 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sarmoc | 8 | 0.0148 |
| #2 | ✪Tp_Zelio | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | ✪ GreatLucky ✪ | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Sasha Touille | 2 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Tp_Zelio | +4.46 | 79 | 71 |
| #2 | Sarmoc | +2.00 | 70 | 69 |
| #3 | ✪ GreatLucky ✪ | +1.66 | 79 | 57 |
| #4 | KennyHess | -0.01 | 43 | 59 |
| #5 | Sasha Touille | -0.33 | 55 | 55 |





